Tuesday, October 20, 2009

How many midwives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Here's a laugh for you that I came across via Stand and Deliver, who got it from The Fertile Source in an article titled "Bossy Midwives," by Erik Lee. Follow the second link above to read the full article and get the answer to the question posed by the title, but meanwhile enjoy Erik's joke:

An anesthesiologist, an OB, and a midwife walked into a bar. The anesthesiologist ordered a pitcher of stout and a double burger; the OB ordered a Bar FriendsReuben and a bottle of red wine; the midwife ordered their biggest plate of steak and fries with a margarita. They all sat in a booth and shared war stories.

A long time passed, and the three realized something had gone wrong with their order. They decided to find out what the problem was. They found the busboy just behind the swinging double doors to the kitchen. He was struggling to get their overloaded cart from the tiled kitchen to the carpeted dining area. The wheels kept catching on the bump.

The anesthesiologist kneeled down and examined the tires. “You just need to inject something here in the back,” he announced. “Then everything will go better.”

The OB leaned down to look at the carpet. “This part of the carpet is blocking the cart,” he announced. “Give me a knife and I’ll just give it a little cut to help it along.”

The midwife leaned over to the busboy and whispered loudly in his ear, “You can do this! Just PUSH!”


Heh heh heh!

2 comments:

Hobo Mama said...

Oh, my — check out how the title got shortened in the url! Whoopsies.

global mama said...

Thanks for that! Made me laugh :)

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